I noticed on the margaery tyrell tag that many people were complaining that she always wears the same thing. I kind of agree, so I looked up all her dresses (there are only 7 but I put 8 here) and I think the problem is that they are all the same colour, in fact the same fabric. I always imagined Margaery would wear an array of golds, lemons, pinks, mints, greens and violets for some reason, but not really blue, and never the same colour over and over again, she comes from the 2nd wealthiest family in Westeros and is the Queen Consort, I am sure she can afford some more fabric. I really love the cuts of all these gowns, the fact that they are risque (which suits the TV version of Margaery, but not GRRM’s) but the blue! why so much blue?
Nevertheless they are still beautiful.
- Wet hair
- Comb through
- Separate at the part
- Draw a pentagram on the floor
- Perform blood sacrifice
- Offer up your soul to the devil
- Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
- Summon Satan
- Ask Satan to braid your hair
You know what?
Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?
And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”